Hirsch
This is a deer. But again it could be used for a person that can be described as not the brightest star in the universe. Remember the line: So a Hirsch!
This should be a humorous guide for people learning or trying to understand the German spoken in Austria. And there are lots of problems, like Austrians make everything small in their language. And with some words they got so used to the small form, that they don’t even have a normal form for it anymore, like Eutzerl, there is no such thing as a Eutz.